Starbucks and me
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I’ve been having trouble staying awake at the computer doing my homework. You’d have trouble too if you had the boring assignments some of my professors give us! Good thing for the Starbucks near our house. 
But the barista (that’s a fancy name for the employees there who get paid like 2 dollars an hour) totally messed me up today - gave me a decaf Caramel Macchiato instead of my usual. I crashed trying to concentrate in my holographic imaging class.
Speaking of Starbucks, I found a cool website with a buncha Starbucks jokes. A Guy Walks Into A Starbucks - even the site name is funny. Enjoy the jokes, peeps.
Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, “Would you like room for cream?” “No,” says Vader. “I prefer it on the dark side.”
Walks into a Starbucks, Yoda does.
A skeleton walks into a Starbucks and says, “Give me a macchiato and a mop.”
Pat Benetar walks into a Starbucks and says to the Barista, “Hit me with your best shot.”
Double negative doesn’t not walk into a Starbucks.
Non sequitur walks into a Starbucks. Duck a l’orange.
President Bush walks into a Starbucks and orders a Big Mac and fries.
LOL
Who’s got some more Starbucks jokes??
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Comment by Mike on 5 April 2008:
Heeyyyyy, techGrl!
What an honor to be in your blog. I made the starbucks jokes page on a whim, and didn’t think anyone actually visited it.
It’s only been up for a short while. I dig your page too, btw. Very pretty. If I can survive grad school finals over the next three weeks, I’ll definitely be writing more jokes. Ya’ll take it easy. By the way, I enjoy SPAM for lunch on approximately a tri-monthly basis. Did you know that SPAM is insanely popular in Hawaii???? I think I like you people.
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