My cousin Lauren was trying to teach our Grandma Lillian something on her computer today. Grandma gets overloaded with information really quickly and gets frustrated. She got mad at Windows because the Start tab is what you click to shut down.

Have you noticed how old people can’t do a bunch of stuff at once like most kids? My dad calls it multitasking, and I’m really good at it. Like I like to do my homework with music playing on iTunes, and I text my friends when I need a break, and do MySpace to keep from getting too bored with my boring math assignment. Mom gives me a hard time, but she doesn’t get it.

Teens are natural multitaskers, right?! What do you do when you’re doing homework to keep from going bonkers? How many things can you juggle and still get your homework done? Do you drive your parents crazy by multitasking?

I’ve been having trouble staying awake at the computer doing my homework. You’d have trouble too if you had the boring assignments some of my professors give us! Good thing for the Starbucks near our house.

But the barista (that’s a fancy name for the employees there who get paid like 2 dollars an hour) totally messed me up today - gave me a decaf Caramel Macchiato instead of my usual. I crashed trying to concentrate in my holographic imaging class.

Speaking of Starbucks, I found a cool website with a buncha Starbucks jokes. A Guy Walks Into A Starbucks - even the site name is funny. Enjoy the jokes, peeps.

Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, “Would you like room for cream?” “No,” says Vader. “I prefer it on the dark side.”

Walks into a Starbucks, Yoda does.

A skeleton walks into a Starbucks and says, “Give me a macchiato and a mop.”

Pat Benetar walks into a Starbucks and says to the Barista, “Hit me with your best shot.”

Double negative doesn’t not walk into a Starbucks.

Non sequitur walks into a Starbucks. Duck a l’orange.

President Bush walks into a Starbucks and orders a Big Mac and fries.

LOL

Who’s got some more Starbucks jokes??