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System failure

By Lexi • March 27th, 2008 • 1 comment • Related • Filed Under • E-mail this E-mail this
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Starbucks and me

By Lexi • March 27th, 2008 • 1 comment • Related • Filed Under • E-mail this E-mail this
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I’ve been having trouble staying awake at the computer doing my homework. You’d have trouble too if you had the boring assignments some of my professors give us! Good thing for the Starbucks near our house. :)

But the barista (that’s a fancy name for the employees there who get paid like 2 dollars an hour) totally messed me up today - gave me a decaf Caramel Macchiato instead of my usual. I crashed trying to concentrate in my holographic imaging class.

Speaking of Starbucks, I found a cool website with a buncha Starbucks jokes. A Guy Walks Into A Starbucks - even the site name is funny. Enjoy the jokes, peeps.

Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, “Would you like room for cream?” “No,” says Vader. “I prefer it on the dark side.”

Walks into a Starbucks, Yoda does.

A skeleton walks into a Starbucks and says, “Give me a macchiato and a mop.”

Pat Benetar walks into a Starbucks and says to the Barista, “Hit me with your best shot.”

Double negative doesn’t not walk into a Starbucks.

Non sequitur walks into a Starbucks. Duck a l’orange.

President Bush walks into a Starbucks and orders a Big Mac and fries.

LOL

Who’s got some more Starbucks jokes??

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